Nobody Loves Sharks More than This Guy. Nobody.

Listen I’m a HUGE shark guy. I love sharks. I want to protect the shit out of them. But having said that there is just no way this story doesn’t end without this guy being dead. Like one day this shark is gonna swim up to him after having a horrible day at work, after his wife has been nagging all day and he’s just gonna snap and swallow him. Little shaking. Little tenderizing, down you go. And guess what? This Bob Ross talking motherfucker will have nobody to blame but himself.  Everybody knows Tiger Sharks are dangerous as hell. You keep petting them like Golden Retrievers and eventually bad things will happen.