No Biggie: Just The Gronk And The Biebs Partying Together In LA. Pres So Jelly Right Now. Pres.

Talk about a crazy way to wake up.  I slowly roll over, check my twitter timeline and next thing you know there is cum on my ceiling.   This is what I get for going to bed before 1am.   Rule 1 of blog life.  Blog never sleeps.  Anyway first things first.  That reaction when somebody said Gronk looked soft in the picture was the most Gronk reaction of all time.  He legit thought it was the funniest joke he’s ever been told.  But then afterwards he probably broke into the Clippers locker room and started bench pressing Blake Griffin.   Anyway I can’t even imagine what type of trouble these two got into last night.  I’m sure the company line is to say Gronk went home directly after the game, but we all know better.  They 1,000% tore it up in the Hollywood Hills.   Probably egged a few houses, drag raced a few lambos, saw Mr. Kraft all disheveled looking as some weird house party, spiked a couple dorks, demanded “Party Rockers” be played in every club they walked into and banged everybody from Lauren Conrad to Selena to Bibi Jones to Princess Jasmin.   Everybody just getting stuffed.   The only guy who is more jealous than me right now is probably Johnny Football.

Hey Rob I know Bieber had so much fun living the Gronk life that he’s gonna start hanging out in Boston.  Newsflash I’m coming with.   Just saying.   Marinate that around for a couple minutes.  Can the old man come out and play?

PS – It was nice of the Biebs to buy hats for all his friends.