Niykee Heaton Is One of The Biggest Enigma's I've Encountered During My Tenure As Lord of the Internet

So Niykee Heaton shook up the Internet yet again posting an OUTRAGEOUS ass shot today. Just freaking outrageous. I was planning on making it my GTA for tomorrow, but that dog watching, superman costume wearing creepo Nate came out of the woodwork acting like he just invented this chick. Hey back up Nate, we’ve been on this girls scent for 2 years now. Fucking Big Cat basically discovered her in Chicago.    Not only does she have one of the craziest bodies in the history of mankind, but she’s a fucking awesome singer too. We tried to open the Barstool doors to her, but she wouldn’t even give us a sniff. Just has flat out ignored our existence since the jump. Honey do you want to be famous or not?  I’m not talking about a couple thousand instagram followers.  Any chick with your body can snap her fingers and do that.  See what I do is take a nobodies like Jenna Marbles and make them the most popular person in the world. Imagine what I could do with your ass/voice combo and my brains? The sky is the limit! But nope. Just pretends we don’t exist. I swear if Nate ends up walking her dog I’ll crown him king.