Nick Jr. Is A Much Different Channel Than I Remember, I Sure As Shit Don't Recall Naked Titties
Sonnnnnn of a BITCH. Really regret cutting out on Nick Jr when I was a kid. I’d usually watch until like 10 o’clock, when my parents went to bed and at that point I’d go into “Find a way to masturbate” mode. I’d look for a good magazine, or sit in front of the dial-up modem waiting for a naked woman to buffer, or even try and use this TV in my room that for some reason picked up a really scrambled Spice channel (that was like trying to jerk off in a snowstorm). Well, turns out all I had to do was stick with Boy Meets World for another hour until Nick Jr made their seamless transition from child friendly programming to full on smut. I mean fuck, this shit is so steamy we can’t even show it on the grotesque, sexist website that is Barstool Sports. Yet those guys over at Nick Jr. are squeezing it in between episodes of Rugrats and Salute Your Shorts.