New Orleans Blackout Tickets Are Now On Sale!
Know what just happened when I Googled “New Orleans Blackout”? Nothing Barstool related. All kinds of nonsense about hurricanes and Super Bowl shit. Important shit, I guess? Well I don’t want that. New Orleans Blackout should be front page news. I don’t know a lot about science but I know two combustible agents mixed together then set on fire usually results in a pretty big explosion. New Orleans and Blackout are two such agents. Shit is going to be absolutely chaotic.
Plus I’m totally gonna yell WHO DAT. Still have no idea what that means but I love it.