New Facebook App Called "Bang With Friends" Is All the Rage Today
Source – A controversial new Facebook app shows users of the social network which of their online friends are prepared to meet up for no-strings attached sexual encounters. Bang With Friends claims to help users ‘anonymously find friends who are down for the night’ by pairing up any that are both attracted to each other. However, doubt has been cast over how anonymous the app really is, since it has an apparent loophole which shows prospective users which of their friends are already using it before signing up. Logging into the app shows a screen filled with the profile pictures of your Facebook friends of the opposite sex – it appears to be designed exclusively for heterosexual pairings. Beneath each of the profiles listed sits a button labelled ‘Down to Bang’ which users can click to indicate that they are sexually interested in the friend in question. Clicking the button switches its label to ‘Awaiting Bang’ but will not notify them of your interest. Unless, that is, they are also users of the app and have also clicked the button beneath your face too. If that happens, then the app will send a notification email to the address listed on your Facebook account informing you that you have a match.
Everybody is trying steal Tinder’s shine right now. Everybody claiming they came up with a better app than Tinder for getting laid. Give it a rest already. Tinder won. Everybody else lost. I mean “Bang With Friends”? Really? Dumbest name ever. Listen chicks are sluts. They love getting stuffed as much as we love stuffing them. That’s obvious. But they got to play all coy and shit. Pretend that they have some morals. Tell everybody they wouldn’t bang Tyler Seguin if he wanted to because “they’re not that type of girl.” Hey whatever lets you sleep at night honey, but we both know the truth. Long story short chicks need an excuse to tell people why they use Tinder. Just trying to make friends and we think it’s funny, blah, blah, blah. Well the same excuse can’t be used for this. No real chick will use it simply because of the name period. It’s the same reason chicks don’t use Adult Friend Finder but will use Match.com. They need the illusion of innocence.