Nate Burleson Gets A Free Year of Pizza From DiGIORNO

I hate DiGiorno.  Granted I’ve never had it, but I hate it and here is why. I find their entire marketing campaign to be disingenuous, dishonest, and patronizing. Don’t sit here and try and act like your pizza is even remotely in the same league as fresh delivered pizza. It’s an insult to everybody who takes the pizza game serious. There is NO frozen pizza in the history of earth that can compare with a real pizza so stop saying it. I take it as a personal insult and a slap in the face. So if I were Nate Burleson I would have taken my dick out and pissed all over these coupons. That’s what a true pizza man would have done here. Stouffers or die.