Miltons Pimp My Look Winner
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Dear Mr. El Presidente aka Davey Pageviews,
I wrote to you guys back in 2012 about my friend Dana and you hooked him up big time, thank you very much. I’ve got bad news though..it’s only gotten worse. I don’t want to say it was all a waste, but I’m not sure what happened to his clothes. They probably are all stained or have a permanent smell of trash. as if he couldn’t be any more washed up , Dana injured himself and tore his ACL in a”freak old-man’s league basketball game”. Since we last spoke Dana has been battling his fight against his original”Freshman 60″ as I mentioned to you a couple years ago. And I don’t think he’s allowed on Stonehill campus anymore either…just not a lot of stuff going his way. I’ve got a lot of faith in this kid though. He has a promising career in working as a landscaper for the rest of his life, I think he can get out of this slump of his. but he can’t do it alone. He needs help. I’ve watched him piss his pants and wear his fucking 2X size Jay Cutler jersey that goes down to his knees just way too many times. don’t even give him new clothes, can you just help this kid please?