<!DOCTYPE html><html lang="en"><head><meta charset="utf-8"><meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width,initial-scale=1,maximum-scale=1,user-scalable=no,shrink-to-fit=no"><title>Miltons Pimp My Look</title><link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.css"><script async src="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.js"></script><script async src="https://www.caffeine.tv/embed.js"></script><script>window.htlbid=window.htlbid||{},htlbid.cmd=htlbid.cmd||[],htlbid.cmd.push(function(){htlbid.setTargeting("pagetype","blog"),htlbid.setTargeting("authorId","40"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_keywords",["miltons pimp","look | barstool sports","email","beans","life","great guy","picture","big cat","contestant","el pres","live event barstool sports picks central || monday","dear pres","big game week","today","smoke"]),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_IABv1",["IAB17"]),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_IABv2",["483"]),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_IABv3",["483"]),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_positive","0.36"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_neutral","0.55"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_negative","0.09"),htlbid.setTargeting("is_testing","no"),htlbid.pubads().setPublisherProvidedId("PPID-GOES-HERE"),htlbid.layout()})</script><script src="https://d9rde3y35j061.cloudfront.net/script.js"></script><script src="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.js" async></script><script src="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/embed.js" async></script><style>.union__content{font-family:-apple-system,HelveticaNeue,Roboto,sans-serif;font-weight:400;font-size:18px;color:#5a5b5d;word-wrap:break-word;box-sizing:border-box;padding:0 5px 32px 5px}.union__content p{padding:0;margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content img{display:block;width:100%!important;height:auto;margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content video{display:block!important;width:100%!important;height:auto;margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content .articleAd{text-align:center;margin:16px 0 0 0;background-color:#f5f5f5}.union__content .htlad__container{display:inline-block}.union__content p a{color:#377dc4}.union__content .oembed__wrapper{margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video){display:block;margin:16px 0 0 0;padding:4px 12px;border-left:4px solid #77889a;font-style:italic;background:#f0f4f8;text-align:left;border-radius:0 6px 6px 0}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video) p{font-style:italic}.union__content blockquote,q{quotes:none}.union__content iframe{max-width:100%}.union__content .bs-image-hidden{display:none}.union__content div.hq-image{width:fit-content;margin:0 auto}.union__content span.image-attribution,.union__content span.image-attribution a{color:#757575;font-size:12px;font-style:italic;letter-spacing:.1px;line-height:14px;text-decoration:none;padding:0;margin:0}.union__content .bs-videoPlayer .bs-videoPlayer__container,.union__content video-js,.wp-video{width:100%!important;height:0!important;position:relative;padding-bottom:56.25%;overflow:hidden;margin:16px 0 0 0}.wp-video video{width:100%!important;height:100%!important}.hq-image video{width:100%!important;height:100%!important}.union__content .bs-videoPlayer__container>iframe{position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;border:none}@media (prefers-color-scheme:dark){.union__content,body,html{background:#1c1c1c;color:#f1f1f1}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video){border-left:4px solid #367dc4;background:#272c35}}</style><script>window.addEventListener("applicationDidBecomeActive",()=>{document.querySelectorAll(".hq-image video[autoplay]").forEach(e=>e.play())})</script><script>window.htlAdUnitPath="57249056/in-app-iOS/Article-Page_In-Article-Unit",window.htlKeyvalues={authorId:"40",category:"No category",tags:[],brandName:null,brandId:0,pagetype:"standard_post"}</script></head><body class="union__content"><p> </p><p><img title="m1" src="http://3432-boston.voxcdn.com/files/2012/12/m12.png" alt width="292" height="266" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager"></p><p>Has there ever been somebody nicknamed Beans who wasn’t a total waste of life?</p><p>Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to pimpmylook@barstoolsports.com or pimpmydate@barstoolsports.com and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.</p><p><strong>Today’s Contestant</strong></p><p><strong><br><a href="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/miltons-pimp-my-look-46/attachment/beans-1/" rel="attachment wp-att-130000"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-130000" title="Beans 1" src="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/files/2013/02/Beans-1-480x640.jpg" alt width="480" height="640" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a></strong></p><p><a href="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/miltons-pimp-my-look-46/attachment/beans-2/" rel="attachment wp-att-130001"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-130001" title="beans 2" src="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/files/2013/02/beans-2-480x360.jpg" alt width="480" height="360" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a></p><p><a href="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/miltons-pimp-my-look-46/attachment/beans-3/" rel="attachment wp-att-130002"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-130002" title="beans 3" src="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/files/2013/02/beans-3-480x640.jpg" alt width="480" height="640" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a></p><p><a href="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/miltons-pimp-my-look-46/attachment/beans-4/" rel="attachment wp-att-130004"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-130004" title="beans 4" src="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/files/2013/02/beans-4.jpg" alt width="441" height="527" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a></p><p> </p><p><strong>Reader Email</strong></p><p><em><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:medium">Dear Pres,</span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:medium">My friend Beans is a great guy who my friends and I have been close with for most of our lives, but he dresses like such a scrub and it may cost him his relationship with his smoke show girlfriend.  She’s way out of his league to begin with and his horrible wardrobe is not helping him at all.  The guy literally puts zero effort into his appearance and without your help we don’t think he ever will.  If there’s anything you could do to help this poor soul out with his disgusting style it would be greatly appreciated by us all.</span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:medium">Sincerely, His Concerned Best Friend</span></em></p><p> </p></body></html>

<p> </p><p><img title="m1" src="http://3432-boston.voxcdn.com/files/2012/12/m12.png" alt width="292" height="266" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager"></p><p>Has there ever been somebody nicknamed Beans who wasn’t a total waste of life?</p><p>Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to pimpmylook@barstoolsports.com or pimpmydate@barstoolsports.com and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.</p><p><strong>Today’s Contestant</strong></p><p><strong><br><a href="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/miltons-pimp-my-look-46/attachment/beans-1/" rel="attachment wp-att-130000"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-130000" title="Beans 1" src="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/files/2013/02/Beans-1-480x640.jpg" alt width="480" height="640" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a></strong></p><p><a href="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/miltons-pimp-my-look-46/attachment/beans-2/" rel="attachment wp-att-130001"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-130001" title="beans 2" src="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/files/2013/02/beans-2-480x360.jpg" alt width="480" height="360" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a></p><p><a href="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/miltons-pimp-my-look-46/attachment/beans-3/" rel="attachment wp-att-130002"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-130002" title="beans 3" src="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/files/2013/02/beans-3-480x640.jpg" alt width="480" height="640" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a></p><p><a href="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/miltons-pimp-my-look-46/attachment/beans-4/" rel="attachment wp-att-130004"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-130004" title="beans 4" src="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/files/2013/02/beans-4.jpg" alt width="441" height="527" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a></p><p> </p><p><strong>Reader Email</strong></p><p><em><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:medium">Dear Pres,</span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:medium">My friend Beans is a great guy who my friends and I have been close with for most of our lives, but he dresses like such a scrub and it may cost him his relationship with his smoke show girlfriend.  She’s way out of his league to begin with and his horrible wardrobe is not helping him at all.  The guy literally puts zero effort into his appearance and without your help we don’t think he ever will.  If there’s anything you could do to help this poor soul out with his disgusting style it would be greatly appreciated by us all.</span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:medium">Sincerely, His Concerned Best Friend</span></em></p><p> </p>

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If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.</p><p><strong>Today’s Contestant</strong></p><p><strong><br><a href="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/miltons-pimp-my-look-46/attachment/beans-1/" rel="attachment wp-att-130000"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-130000" title="Beans 1" src="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/files/2013/02/Beans-1-480x640.jpg" alt width="480" height="640" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a></strong></p><p><a href="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/miltons-pimp-my-look-46/attachment/beans-2/" rel="attachment wp-att-130001"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-130001" title="beans 2" src="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/files/2013/02/beans-2-480x360.jpg" alt width="480" height="360" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a></p><p><a href="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/miltons-pimp-my-look-46/attachment/beans-3/" rel="attachment wp-att-130002"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-130002" title="beans 3" src="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/files/2013/02/beans-3-480x640.jpg" alt width="480" height="640" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a></p><p><a href="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/miltons-pimp-my-look-46/attachment/beans-4/" rel="attachment wp-att-130004"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-130004" title="beans 4" src="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/files/2013/02/beans-4.jpg" alt width="441" height="527" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a></p><p> </p><p><strong>Reader Email</strong></p><p><em><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:medium">Dear Pres,</span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:medium">My friend Beans is a great guy who my friends and I have been close with for most of our lives, but he dresses like such a scrub and it may cost him his relationship with his smoke show girlfriend.  She’s way out of his league to begin with and his horrible wardrobe is not helping him at all.  The guy literally puts zero effort into his appearance and without your help we don’t think he ever will.  If there’s anything you could do to help this poor soul out with his disgusting style it would be greatly appreciated by us all.</span></em></p><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div><p><em><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:medium">Sincerely, His Concerned Best Friend</span></em></p><p> </p></body></html>

<p> </p><p><img title="m1" src="http://3432-boston.voxcdn.com/files/2012/12/m12.png" alt width="292" height="266" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager"></p><p>Has there ever been somebody nicknamed Beans who wasn’t a total waste of life?</p><p>Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to pimpmylook@barstoolsports.com or pimpmydate@barstoolsports.com and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.</p><p><strong>Today’s Contestant</strong></p><p><strong><br><a href="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/miltons-pimp-my-look-46/attachment/beans-1/" rel="attachment wp-att-130000"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-130000" title="Beans 1" src="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/files/2013/02/Beans-1-480x640.jpg" alt width="480" height="640" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a></strong></p><p><a href="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/miltons-pimp-my-look-46/attachment/beans-2/" rel="attachment wp-att-130001"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-130001" title="beans 2" src="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/files/2013/02/beans-2-480x360.jpg" alt width="480" height="360" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a></p><p><a href="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/miltons-pimp-my-look-46/attachment/beans-3/" rel="attachment wp-att-130002"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-130002" title="beans 3" src="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/files/2013/02/beans-3-480x640.jpg" alt width="480" height="640" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a></p><p><a href="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/miltons-pimp-my-look-46/attachment/beans-4/" rel="attachment wp-att-130004"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-130004" title="beans 4" src="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/files/2013/02/beans-4.jpg" alt width="441" height="527" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a></p><p> </p><p><strong>Reader Email</strong></p><p><em><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:medium">Dear Pres,</span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:medium">My friend Beans is a great guy who my friends and I have been close with for most of our lives, but he dresses like such a scrub and it may cost him his relationship with his smoke show girlfriend.  She’s way out of his league to begin with and his horrible wardrobe is not helping him at all.  The guy literally puts zero effort into his appearance and without your help we don’t think he ever will.  If there’s anything you could do to help this poor soul out with his disgusting style it would be greatly appreciated by us all.</span></em></p><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div><p><em><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:medium">Sincerely, His Concerned Best Friend</span></em></p><p> </p>

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