Miltons Pimp My Look
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Today’s Contestant
Reader Email
Dear Miltons,
To make any great friend group everyone must have their role. Our buddy Auggy has been a wildcard since day one. Between showing up to places either way overdressed or painfully underdressed you know when he shows up on arrival everyone will enjoy a good laugh. Things took a turn for the worst when he stopped over my house after leaving the bar. He was wearing slippers and pajama pants. It had gone to far. His pawn shop shopping sprees had caught up to him and had negatively affected his development as an adult male. Just recently at a party he bet with us that he could hook up with uglier girls than the rest of us, with little hesitation he spotted a group of cringe worthy chicks and went in for the kill. We are afraid he could get comfortable with this and never have any intentions of scoring some top grade tail. He is not a bad dude but with a 3 pajama/sweat pants and 1 sweatshirt rotation girls will just believe he lives in squalor. When the stars align and he does want to dress like adult he finds a way to butcher that as well. His “dressed up” attire is straight out of the great depression. Purely ill-fighting button down shirts with trolley driver styled scally caps. He will wear this get up only when the time is not right. Please help get our good friend on the right path in life.——-Ryan
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