Michael Che, Of SNL, Gets Toasted By A Chick For Being An Asshole On Dating Apps... So He Releases All The Texts To Prove Her Wrong
(Post) – Married to the Mob founder Leah McSweeney slammed “Saturday Night Live” player Michael Che, calling the comedian “arrogant” and “D-list” after she encountered him on a dating app, but text messages sent to Page Six by Che tell a different a story. “I met a comedian, I’ve dealt with a few comedians. They are the worst, I don’t even know why I entertain this but I have to say … Michael Che is so arrogant and so rude and disrespectful that I cannot even believe that someone … you’re like a D-list celebrity to me, whatever, that’s why I don’t even care that I’m saying his name. I’m not like blowing up Jay Z’s spot,” McSweeney explained on her “Improper Etiquette” podcast released Tuesday. McSweeney’s female-focused streetwear brand, Married to the Mob, launched in 2004. “Why are you on a dating app if you hate women? Literally, you’ve never met me and you’re texting me like I’m a stupid bitch … texting me and being mad rude. He kept just texting me, going, ‘I’m fat. Does that turn you on?’ And I’m like, ‘you’re fat? I think I’ve seen you and you’re not fat, OK.’”
She continued, “You’re trying to f–k with me? I don’t get it. You’re just a f–king dork wearing Air Force Ones [sneakers] at the end of the day. Like, cause you’re sitting up there writing your jokes on a little card, trying to figure out what the f–k. His Netflix special [“Michael Che Matters”] is actually funny … arrogance is ignorance to me. You don’t know me, you don’t know nothing about me, you don’t know we have mad friends in common and like, you’re gonna treat me like some stupid bitch? Like f–k you. I just can’t deal.”
But a series of text messages between the comic, 33, and McSweeney that start in September 2016 and end in early January 2017, reveal several odd exchanges that don’t appear to support McSweeney’s claims.
DRUM ROLL PLEEEEEEASSEEEEEEEE……
Uhhhhh… wut?
That’s being an arrogant dickhead? That’s treating a girl like she’s a stupid bitch? Doubt it, sister. That’s the most clear case of “girl is angry so she’s going to make up a lie and cause a firestorm.” And I’ll tell you what, it’s a dangerous game she’s playing here. I’ll admit, it’s not QUITE a false rape claim, but it’s not far. Being a creep, or an asshole, or anything other than suave as fuck on text is a death sentence in 2016. If it’s known your text game is weak then you might as well accept that you’re never going to get a girl to give you the time of day and you’ll forever be the 40 year old, single uncle at dinner that the kids table talks about. It’s a black spot, or a herpes spot, or a scarlet A… you’re a total social outcast if you can’t sling via text and you’ll probably die alone.
But that’s the dangerous he said/she said world we live in. Men and Michael Che are guilty until proven innocent. If he never releases these texts then guess what? It’s a known fact that he’s a lame texter. It’s like a guy who just got dumped and his girlfriend telling anyone who will listen that he’s got a small dick. If it’s not true then why don’t you whip it out and prove it, otherwise you’re a baby penis haver.
I’m just glad Michael took a stand for what’s right and released his texts. Lord knows that’s a scary thing to do. But we finally got a win. Guys 1, Jealous and angry girls who lie about your texting/dick size/fuck game 13,239,630. We’re on the board, though. Don’t let us get hot.