Mechanic Loses Man's Mercedes So The Man Threatens To Beat The Shit Out Of Him With A Dildo

SMH — A man tried to extort money from a Sydney mechanic he blamed for losing his Mercedes-Benz by threatening him with a large black sex toy, a court has been told. Aaron Sabbah was armed during an attempt to demand money from Michael Monajed, Sydney’s Central Local Court was told during a bail application on Friday. “What is the alleged arm?” Magistrate Eve Wynhausen asked. “It’s a black dildo, your honour,” prosecutor Christian Hearn said. According to court documents, Mr Sabbah arrived at Mr Monajed’s workshop on April 22. “Sabbah … entered the workshop in an intimidating manner with a large black dildo in his right hand, which he was smacking into his left hand continually in an aggressive and threatening manner,” the documents state.

Did Aaron Sabbah go and buy a dildo looking to beat on the mechanic? Was that his weapon of choice? Was he sitting in his house plotting his revenge, decided he’d need a weapon then chose to go buy a large black dildo in lieu of a gun/knife/baseball bat? Or was he in a fit of rage, had a large black dildo handy and thought Oh nice, this will work.

Feel like that’s a really important part of this story that’s being left out: was the big, fake, black penis premeditated? If it was a crime of passion, then whatever. Who hasn’t gotten angry and grabbed the nearest dildo and whacked it against their hand in an aggressive and threatening manner? But, if this was intentional? If Aaron Sabbah went out and bought the dildo solely for intimidation? Well then that’s some deep, dark shit. You don’t fuck with a man like that. That’s a man who doesn’t just want to beat you, he wants to embarrass you. And probably have sex with you.