Loving This Weather? Chicks On The Beach Shaking Their Tits Will Improve Your Day

“I’m so ready for fall and winter. My tits look gross in tshirts.”

– Me, 2 months ago

“I don’t give a fuck what my tits look like, get me on that goddamn beach”

– Me, right now, because it’s gross outside and gets dark early and everything sucks

PS – I know what you’re thinking: “Why’d they put that chubby girl in at the end?” and to that I say, “What chubby girl?”