Lindsay Lohan Is Apparently A "High Class" Hooker Now

(Radar) – Desperate for money, troubled actress Lindsay Lohan is still living the high life by working as a professional escort, her father Michael Lohan and other insiders exclusively revealed in the new issue of Star magazine. “She is getting paid to date rich men,” Michael said of his 26-year-old daughter. “Dina (Lindsay’s mother) is pimping her out – it’s disgusting!” And it’s not just the Mean Girls star’s estranged dad who is dishing on her new source of income. “The dates last for days, and the guys pay for everything – hotel, travel costs, food, whatever – as well as jewelry and other gifts,” someone close to the actress revealed. One of Lindsay’s most high profile clients is the man who is third in line to the throne of Brunei, a small country in Southeast Asia: Prince Haji Abdul Azim. A billionaire playboy who loves American celebrities, he allegedly paid Lindsay a whopping $100,000 to join him in London for a New Year’s celebration.

Lot of girlfriend news flying around lately. Nice to know I can finally buy my dream girl. Doesn’t matter that all signs point to her being the worst employee in the world. I’m sure we could come to some kind of understanding. You have sex with me and I’ll buy you drugs. Old school bartering system style: pussy for pharmaceuticals. I know it sounds crazy because the girl is clearly off her rocker and lost her fastball a while back. But she has a hold on me. I’m addicted to her like she’s addicted to coke, stealing, lying, going to court, bashing her parents, etc. I got an itch that she can only scratch. I mean, you ever had drug fueled sex with one of the craziest human beings on the planet? Me neither. Think about it all the time? Me too. Now it’s an attainable dream.