Let's Watch This Giancarlo Stanton BLAST And Fantasize About What Could Be Next Year

Where would that have landed? Kenmore? On Storrow? In the Charles?! Giancarlo is a superhuman. I know that the Marlins want to try and get a deal done with Stanton this offseason but let’s be real, that’s not happening. Even they know that. So he’s on the table. Which means my wet dream is on the table. You want to know what my wet dream is? Glad you asked. Sign Rusney Castillo. Trade JBJ and anyone else (not Owens) who Miami wants for Stanton. Sign Lester. Have an outfield of motherfucking Cespedes, Castillo, Stanton and an ace. Long shot? You’re goddamn right. Worth dreaming about? You betcha.