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Leonardo DiCaprio Apparently Doesn't Want to Get a 6-Pack for Rihanna, Made Out with a Model in Front of Her Instead

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In Touch – According to a new report, the eternal bachelor was spotted smooching a model at 1Oak in LA recently — right in front of Rihanna!

“They were making out,” a source told ‘Radar Online’ about Leo, who reportedly had a brief fling with the songstress recently.

The insider noted the ‘FourFiveSeconds’ singer was just a few feet away! “Rihanna was at the owner, Richie Akiva’s table, downstairs. Leo was at a separate table. He had his own by the DJ booth.”

 

Previously: Rihanna Wants Leonardo DiCaprio To Get A Six Pack So There’s Really No Hope For The Rest Of Us

 

Hell of a rebuttal here by Leo. Rihanna’s used to a life full of big dicked black dudes with 8 pack abs and that’s fair, she’s grown accustomed to it. But Leo is used to making out with models right in front of a chick’s face, like when you have a dog who doesn’t know his spot in the house’s pecking order and you make him watch you eat dinner first to smarten him up to who’s boss. Relationships are all about that give, take, and subtle emotional warfare. So I can’t say I’m surprised that DiCaprio already figured out how to game even a seasoned dick taking vet Rihanna as if she’s the most basic chick around. Dude’s the living proof of Malcolm Gladwell’sOutliers “10,000 hours to greatness” theory with his ownership in chicks’ heads. Bill Simmons even had something from Gladwell himself breaking down Leo DiCpario’s cocksmanships in one of his mailbags a few weeks ago:

 

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Bottom line: That Rihanna snizz may bring a grown man to tears but there isn’t a woman alive who can outgame DiCaprio. Rihanna’s probably home making mix tapes right now while DiCaprio’s balls smell of the finest Brazilian vaginal fluids. Nothing shows a chick who’s boss like you rocking a Caipirinha taint for days.

 

(DiCaprio photo by carrie-nelson / Shutterstock.com)