Lebron Seriously Needs To Work On His Parenting Skills When It Comes To Movie Choices

“How the Grinch Stole Christmas,” “Interview with a Vampire,” and “The Punisher”? What the fuck, man? You’ve got two rated R movies and a Christmas movie in July. What kind of psychos watch movies like that with their (at oldest) 11 year old?

Since we don’t ask questions without answers around here, I’ll tell you: liars. Liars watch The Grinch in May and two rated R movies with their small children. Men who spent the night watching a Miami vs. Toronto basketball game but don’t want to admit it watch that.

“Hey, Lebron what’d you do last night?”

“Not watch that shit basketball, I’ll tell you that. I… ummm… I watched *panics and randomly lists three movies that would be preposterous to watch at this time of year, in that succession, and with that kind of company*. Yeah, that’s what I did.”

The Grinch in May to bloodsucking bisexuals to psychotic murders. That’s what Lebron did with the kids last night. Casual Wednesday, as they call it at the James household.