Lavar Ball Being Jacked Was A REAL Twist

Who the hell saw this one coming? Go ahead and raise your hand if you had “Lavar Ball has a six pack” as a possible reality in your mind. Don’t be shy, go ahead and reach it up. No one? That’s what I thought.

But guess what? As good as it must have felt to pop that washboard out on national television it’s gotta be one of the worst business decisions of all time. Every single time Lavar has been on tv he’s looked, at worst, fat and, at best, like a dumpy piece of shit. Well, it turns out that dude is actually shredded and Big Baller Brand is just a bunch of garbage, Walmart cuts. They’re the most ill-fitting shirts of all time.

I wasn’t exactly throwing my credit card at the computer screen to grab these $60 shirts before but now you’d have to torture my family to get me in one. If they make a dude with pecs and abs look like… me, I suppose, then imagine what they’d make me look like.