Kyrie Irving Has The Whitest Tattoo Any Person Could Possibly Have

A “Friends” tattoo? A “FRIENDS” TATTOO?!?! Did you walk into a tattoo parlor shitfaced and white and in 1996? Is Lebron the Chandler to your Joey or vice versa? Does he have a matching one, like chicks who get matching BFF wrist tattoos? Did the tattoo artist take your Black Card and rip it up right in front of you? So many questions here. I mean I’m the whitest person I know and I wouldn’t get a “Friends” tattoo even under the threat of death. Seinfeld, maybe. But I’m not getting anything on my body that will forever remind me of that fucking dink Ross.

PS – Courtney Cox was hotter than Jen Aniston and if you disagree argue with your couch because you’re both idiots.