Koreans Watching American Porn For The First Time Is Comedy At Its Finest
Part of me is almost envious of these guys. Yeah, they’ve lived their whole lives jerking off to genitals that look like an image buffering in 1998, but they’re almost lucky. They haven’t been ruined by internet porn. If you show them western porn their eyes widen like you just showed an African a bottle of Dasani or an American a flying car, but there’s a certain beautiful simplicity to that. Koreans haven’t had their minds ruined by gaping assholes and monster cocks. They can still have missionary sex and think it’s fun, still look in the mirror and think they’re adequate, hell, they can probably still jerk off to a magazine in a pinch. I mean I’ll glance at an XVideo and think “Ah, he’s only gently fucking her in the ass. Next!” but these guys can still just be aroused by normal, naked bodies. That’s kinda awesome.
However, that doesn’t mean their reactions aren’t hysterical…
The fact that they’re phased by uncensored dick is truly astonishing. Have most Koreans only seen their cock in their lives? It’s like a country full of people who are the guy in the locker room that awkwardly stares at the ceiling while you get changed. Grow up, idiots.
Hell yeah he does, bowl cut. What, you watch porn of people making love? That’s weirder than watching Kink shit.
Shut the fuck up, bro. You’re the loser friend who walks out of Transformers and says “I guess it was ok but that could never happen in real life.”
Sure have, maybe if you went a little easier on the foundation and eye liner the girls would think you want to too.
Welcome to 2015, if you’re not eating ass you might as well be fucking through a sheet.
*my face every time I cum and realize what I just watched to get myself off*
You ever wonder what a commenter on a porn site looks like? Here’s your peek behind the curtain. In fact he’s not even a porn commenter, he’s a porn critic. He’s not gonna leave a simple “I came so hard to dis,” he’ll break down the whole damn film. Ambiance, soundtrack, facial expressions, acting, location, routine, editing, filming, whatever. He’s got an educated opinion on all of it.
Exactly. Now we’ve come full circle. The shit we Americans get off to is haunting. This is what I meant when I said these Koreans were lucky. If porn were a drug they’re like weed smokers, they can have a little bit then just go about their day. They never get addicted, never need stronger, they’re content and happy with their existence. But Americans? With our porn we smoke meth while mainlining heroin. We’re hardcore motherfuckers. Every time we need more and we need it stronger. I honestly feel bad for these guys now. They thought they were going in to film a cute little viral video, little did they know they’d be participating in an experiment that changed their entire sex life. Their entire life, even. Nothing will ever be the same. Not your dick when you look at it, not your girlfriend when you fuck her, and not your Korean porn. You walked out of that room new and tainted men. You walked out Americans.