Kid Train Surfing On The Orange Line This Morning Knows Exactly How To Commute

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How do you ride the T in the morning? You stand there with your headphones in, staring blankly at your phone, while dreading the day ahead and thinking “If this son of a bitch bumps into me one more time I’m going to rip his head off”? Yup, that’s why you’re an L 7 weenie. Real ballers drop their pants to their ankles and ride on top of the train to get some fresh air and the adrenaline pumping so they can crush the day.

Then they jump back down and smoke a blunt.

That’s how you get ready for a Thursday.

h/t @Gard630