KFC Doesn't Think Gay Dudes Culturally Appropriated Gayness From The Greeks Because KFC Is Dumb

Kevin’s a pretty smart guy, but like all smart men they have a weak spot, a mental vulnerability where they just don’t know what the hell they’re talking about. Kevin’s is gayness. Luckily for him, I’ve got a pretty good grasp on the matter as my place on the Kinsey Scale is as fluid as the weather. A light breeze and a nice pair of slacks could send me spiraling at any moment.

Yesterday as we discussed everything that homosexuals have culturally appropriated, from the rainbow to being genuinely happy to the word “gay,” I also raised the question that’s been asked for ages: did gay dudes culturally appropriate having sex with men? It’s a fair thought to ponder.

Because the Greeks invented putting your dick in a man butt, not the gays. That’s not even up for debate and the term, “going Greek,” should serve as proof of my statement. Being gay wasn’t being gay back in the day, it was being a man. Back before Jesus came down and started telling everyone that being gay was a super no-no gay sex was just dude stuff, it was called a “wrestling match.” In fact, having intercourse with women was considered to be pussy shit. That’s where the slanderous term “you’re a fucking pussy” was invented, in Ancient Greece. “You bang vaginas? You’re a fucking pussy. You’re not a man, you’re a pussy fucker.” Milo of Croton famously said that in 708 BC.

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Again, I’m not offering opinions on this blog, I’m just stating facts.

Luckily I was there to point that out to Kevin. He’s still under the (wrong) impression that those guys were gay but that’s his journey to acceptance he has to embark on, I can only give him the directions. Gay dudes stole being gay from the Greeks who used to bang dudes back when men were men.