Just Your Prototypical 335 Pound Gayball Nose Tackle/Cheerleader In Texas
(Fox) — A 335 pound nose tackle who has college scouts drooling, pounds the sled before taking off the pads about halfway through practice to join his other team – the cheer squad. Last week, Armand Fernandez-Pierre manhandled opponents for the first two quarters during the Episcopal School of Dallas football team’s season opener. Then he did the cheer routine at halftime, executing a pretty nice herkie. His double-duty during games began when football coach Clayton Sanders spotted Armand. But that’s not all – Armand has gone to State in choir, is in theatre, plays Lacrosse, powerlifts and works part-time with the Geek Squad.
Going into this I was 100% expecting this gayball to suck at football. Does that make me a bigot? Like I thought it would be a complete exaggeration about how good he was. About how D1 schools were recruiting him. Nope. Kid is a MONSTER/BALLERINA. Just light and fluffy on his feet and quick as fuck to the ball. Seriously who can jump like that at 335 pounds? Baddest gayball mammajamma I’ve ever seen. Period.
PS – I love that former Miss Texas cheerleader now newscaster gushing about how this kid said cheerleading is a sport. Chill out. It ain’t a sport.