Just When I Thought I Was Out.........They Pull Me Back In

New potato chip flavor in Canada: Cinnamon Bun (H/T @iamthegame13) pic.twitter.com/TC4bPnsVbM

— darren rovell (@darrenrovell) August 13, 2014

Round and round we go!  I’ll admit, I fucking hate that Lays and Oreos and every other snack company on the face of the Earth has decided that 2014 is the year we throw as many weird flavors against the wall and see which ones stick.  It sucks.  It takes the magic out of it.  If you flood the market with flavors then it makes us as a consumer harder to get excited when it happens.  Those are the facts.  Remember when Nabisco and Oreos would only release one flavor at a time?  I do and my friends do.  We had a group text message and any time someone stumbled upon a new flavor we’d all know instantly and it was like Christmas in whatever month it happened to be.  Now?  There’s every flavor imaginable.  There’s kool-aid, there’s banana split, there’s raspberry, there’s poop, there’s pee, there’s collective sweat from the yoga pants of a 7am spin class.  There’s too many flavors.  Same goes for Lays.  They can’t stop won’t stop releasing flavors that fans sent in.  A cool idea that’s mixes in social media? Sure.  But they should only take the best of the best and release them slowly.

Okay, with all of that said, I’m in on these cinnamon bun Lays.  You know why?  Because cinnamon rolls or cinnamon buns or whatever the fuck make everything better.  When was the last time somebody offered you a cinnamon roll and you turned it down?  Exactly, never.  You would never do that.  That’s why these have to be good.  It’s impossible to fuck this flavor up.  The sad part is it’s only in Canada right now.  Bring those bad boys down here to the real country or I’m taking a trip.