Josh Gordon Has Been Doing His Pushups

I know Josh Gordon is a horrible, terrible, no good, bad man who smokes Mary Jane (slang for marijuana. Only cool kids will understand that) but I didn’t realize that dude’s been doing prison workouts and eating handfuls of kale and lean chicken for the last two years. Goodness gracious and heavens to Betsy is he a monster.

Might I suggest something for Cleveland, as I understand they’ve been in somewhat of a transition period for the last 20 years? Get Josh Gordon reinstated and then let him play 1 on 11. Let him throw, let him catch, let him play defense, just put Josh Gordon on the field and see what happens. Yeah, you’re probably going to lose still but at least it’s fun and exciting when you’re seeing if one robot human can defeat 11 real humans. Dudes been smoking a shitload of performance enhancing marijuana and I want to see exactly what that can help a man accomplish.