NEW: Bussin' With the Boys Dad Merch CollectionSHOP NOW

Advertisement

Jennifer Capriati Has Been Stalking Her Ex Boyfriend For the Past Year

DM – A man who accused former tennis champion Jennifer Capriati of beating him up has also claimed that she stalked him for a year. Capriati, 36, allegedly got into an argument with ex-boyfriend Ivan Brannan, a former Florida State University golfer, on February 14 at a Palm Beach gym in Florida. Brannan, 28, also claims that Capriati stalked him and called his work place more than 100 times in a single day last year. Capriati reportedly turned up at Brannan’s workplace in January and banged on the windows, according to the New York Post. He also says she sped through a security gate at his condo building in her Porsche after a guard declined her requests to be let in. Capriati allegedly hit 28-year-old Brannan’s chest with her fists several times before a yoga instructor intervened. Brannan then ran into the men’s locker room and called 911.

Sure it’s easy to laugh about this story. Like oh boo hoo, boo hoo Jennifer Capriati is stalking me. Well fuck that shit. Jennifer Capriati is the last person in the world I’d want to have terrorizing me. I think I’d rather have Al Queda up my asshole than her. I’m not even exaggerating either. Capriati just seems like a total wildcard. All that pent up anger from being an ugly chick trying to pretend she’s hot for her whole life. All that pent up anger from being forced to play tennis and not getting to go to prom and date boys. I’m telling you she’s a powder keg waiting to explode. Literally capable of doing anything at anytime. Whether it be calling you 100 times at work, beating you with one of her trophies or tying you down to a bed and doing weird shit to your dick. Just an absolute psychopath in man’s body. No thanks.

Advertisement