Jared Lorenzen Still Plays Football And He Is Looking Fantastic

The motherfucking Pillsbury Throwboy in the house!!! Why are Northern Kentucky River Monsters games not televised? I didn’t know people that fat were even fit enough to be alive, let alone play quarterback. If this game was on Pay Per View I’d spend $50 on it in a cocaine heartbeat. Gotta see the Hefty Lefty run a 2 minute drill. Need to see it.