It's Official...Prez Vs. Tyson Today
Having played in 20 years and I’d beat him first try right now @glotownguru: @stoolpresidente you ever beat Tyson on punch out? #impossible
— David Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) May 3, 2013
Anybody who has working nintendo I will drive to your house whoop tyson 1st try. Then you buy me pizza. 073735963. Let’s do this thing
— David Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) May 3, 2013
Ok so yesterday ESPN 2 had Mike Tyson’s classic knockouts on TV. Well some dude tweeted me out of the blue asking if I had ever beaten Tyson in Punchout. Well duh bro. Like I said last night even though I haven’t played Punchout in 20 years I know I could still step into the ring and beat him in the first try. That’s how good I was at the game. Naturally everybody called bullshit, blah, blah, blah. So I issued my next challenge. I said I would drive to anybody’s house who had the game with a working Nintendo and put a whooping on Iron Mike for the world to see and that’s exactly what I’m going to do. 12:30pm is fight time at some rando dude’s house in Raynam. Hey Mike….I’m coming for that ass!
Place your bets gentleman….