Is Tiger Woods The Worst Dresser of All Time?

Everytime I see Tiger Woods off the golf course I do a double take. Dude is just the worst dresser of all time. Zero fashion sense. Actually check that. Negative zero infinity fashion sense. I’d almost rather be me than him because at least I know how to dress big. Like he’s so bland yet there is always a sense he put a decent amount of thought into it that makes it even worse. Hey dude throw on a fucking collared shirt underneath that jacket. You’re not Don Johnson. Oh and you’re pants are too long.  Also tell you’re girlfriend she can wear heels you insecure prick. Flats are for suckers. I’d rather a chick tower over me rather than know she’s holding back and not bringing her A game.