Introducing the Most Prototypical Twitter Egg In the History of Twitter Eggs

Hey Twitter Egg P’Owned

So this twitter egg from SB Nation came out of the woodwork taking shots at the crown today. So what right? Another day another dollar. Well what made this blogworthy and so remarkable is I’m not convinced I didn’t somehow invent this guy. Like some bizarro world version of Weird Science. Yeah I know that makes no sense but I’m pretty sure there are supernatural factors at play here. I mean when I talk about Twitter Eggs this guy is EXACTLY how I picture who I’m fighting with. I’m talking to the tee. Everything from the tshirt underneath the button down to quoting the “size 6 skinny” jean jokes to saying I’m homophobic. And then the coup de gras saying he was on vacation in Allston. VACATIONING IN ALLSTON. There is just no way my brain waves somehow didn’t seep into the internet and contribute to inventing this guy. I honestly couldn’t have hatched a better Twitter Egg if I tried. Just goes to show you that sometimes magic does happen. A reason to believe in fairytales, the tooth fairy and twitter eggs.