Indianapolis Brewery With A Sick Burn Writing "Tom Brady Sux" On Their Beers

Ummmm…

I guess you got us good? Tom Brady sux. Sure. He’s terrible. He also destroys your team every opportunity he gets. Bends the little Colts over his knee and gives them a spanking every time they have the balls to get on the same field as him. 13-4 lifetime. That’s not even a competition, it’s a demolition.  The lowly Jets and Bills play Brady closer than the Colts do. Tom Brady has a rivalry with the Colts the same way a hammer has a rivalry with a nail. It doesn’t even take breaking a sweat to fucking bury you. But, ok, he sux. Boom, roasted.

Also, for what it’s worth, that beer looks like it sux. Way too much going on. If you’ve gotta get all fancy with your can then the product inside is probably horse piss.