Inauguration Day Complete Recap
Donald Trump taking over the free world. After an ugly election and a wild transition period, today was much-anticipated and, quite frankly, very welcome. We’re sick of all the BS, want to get to some actual governing. Want to see what this guy can (will) actually do. Want to put the pundit-ing to rest as much as possible and watch this dude build an actual presidency to which we can cast merited judgment.
Today was the day so, in case you have a real life and couldn’t catch all of it, let’s take you through a little recap.
It really began heroically (ominously) Thursday night. What a pic.
Electric. pic.twitter.com/MnQNki48uR
— Riggsy (@RiggsBarstool) January 20, 2017
This morning the tension refused to hold itself back. Refused to be delayed. Right out of the SUV we got ourselves some cringeworthy television.
JUST IN: President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama greet President-elect Trump and wife Melania https://t.co/lK9wiqLJWI #InaugurationDay pic.twitter.com/WGAvMD3pWt
— CNN Breaking News (@cnnbrk) January 20, 2017
Side note, nobody’s gonna love saluting more than Donnie.
Leaders lead pic.twitter.com/qAQNfMsUbV
— Riggsy (@RiggsBarstool) January 20, 2017
Then the Clintons joyfully arrived!
“DAMMIT BILL YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO BRUNCH” pic.twitter.com/ueJSfDZaSV
— Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) January 20, 2017
Slick Willy’s joy/excitement/prowlability never wavered.
Slick Willie got bopped peeping Ivanka and DGAF pic.twitter.com/DHkXRdYkWO
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) January 20, 2017
Around this time, Bart the troll did what Bart the troll does. Luckily I was there to bodybag him (you’re welcome).
The outfit game did not disappoint. From Cheney’s cowboy hat…
to Kellyanne Conway throwing it straight back to Napoleon Bonaparte’s French legion…
to Melania putting a beatdown on this dress…
Melania tossing every other female on earth in a bodybag today pic.twitter.com/LS0jeZhncH
— Riggsy (@RiggsBarstool) January 20, 2017
to Ivanka owning the color white.
Bae pic.twitter.com/6RYcrmygtf
— Kmarko (@Kmarkobarstool) January 20, 2017
Unfortunately, just when we thought the speeches were about to get underway we forgot that God and religion and shit are a big part of it. Large part of it. YUGE part of it.
Barstool Mass on this glorious Friday given to us by the lord almighty amen
A video posted by Sam Riggs Bozoian (@riggsbarstool) on
In terms of the actual speech(es), nothing too notable. Relatively concise and uneventful. Donnie didn’t even fuck up the oath. Uneventful, with the exception of the leu lemennium.
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“We stand at the birth of a [inaudible] millennium.” #WTF #Inauguration pic.twitter.com/izx3Pn6jAx
— Benstonium (@Benstonium) January 20, 2017
And Mike Pence showing off his preposterous clap game.
What’s the deal with Mike Pence’s clap? He good? @stoolpresidente @RiggsBarstool pic.twitter.com/VFJw1wRWSI
— Davey P (@DPUGZ88) January 20, 2017
Reminds me of this dude.
"Hello I've never sat down before" pic.twitter.com/8W16O5tAZa
— Riggsy (@RiggsBarstool) October 10, 2016
The Obamas hopped on the choppah and took off for Chicago.
The Obamas leave Washington. #Inauguration #Trump45 pic.twitter.com/EpstINQj2J
— Fox News (@FoxNews) January 20, 2017
While the Bidens took a goddamn Amtrak. Salt of the earth city.
Former Vice President Joe Biden boards an Amtrak train to return home to Delaware. https://t.co/2moHOZGD4d pic.twitter.com/mbrjn9C8XB
— ABC News (@ABC) January 20, 2017
Afterward, Trump demanded a standing O for Hillary. A ruthless yet also very cool move. Respect.
Trump applauds and leads standing ovation for Clintons #InaugurationDay pic.twitter.com/Y7fsgX70H3
— Hollywood Reporter (@THR) January 20, 2017
And boom, that’s it. We’re here. Trump is our president, our commander, our fearless leader. What happens now? Your guess is as good as mine. Have a lovely weekend/next four years everybody.