In the Least Shocking News of All Time Ray Rice Now Wants To Be An Ambassador Against Domestic Violence

OWINGS MILLS, Md. — Baltimore Ravens running back Ray Rice apologized to his wife and all women affected by domestic violence on Thursday, when he took questions for the first time since his alleged altercation with his then-fiancee in February. While Rice declined twice to give details about what happened in the Atlantic City, New Jersey, elevator, he said it was a “one-time incident” and expressed his intentions to become an “ambassador” against domestic violence.”When the time is right, when the time is right, and I say that because you have to fix yourself before you can go out and help others, and when the time is right me and my wife want to go out there and help people, anybody, violence of any kind, especially man on woman, is just not right. It’s not right, it shouldn’t be tolerated, it’s not right for society, no matter what. That’s something I’ll stand by and I have to pay for that.”

Kudos to Ray Rice here. It looks like he finally gets it. It’s not just that he admitted knocking his girlfriend unconscious was wrong, but now he actually wants to be an ambassador against domestic violence. Bravo sir! This just goes to show that it’s not a publicity stunt or empty words coming from Ray Rice. Hell he’s even going to wait till the swelling goes down in his wife’s eyes before he hits the lecture circuit. How gallant is that? Bottomline is I’m sure there is nothing battered women want to do more than hear a speech from a guy who beats women. Finally I’m starting to understand why John Harbaugh loves the way he is handling this.