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I'm Very Much Turned On By This Jennifer Lawrence/Scarlett Johansson Mash Up That's Making The Internet Rounds

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So this picture has been making the internet rounds the last couple of days.  Every where I go I see it.  All up in my face.  Not complaining.  The opposite is true.  I love seeing it.  I just wanted to let everyone that it does in fact give me a boner.  That shouldn’t be a surprise.  I’m into it.  I don’t know why a person decided tong. morph JLaw in to ScarJo but I’m happy that they did because the result is sensational.  I’m sure there’s a better celebrity hot chick mash up that somebody could do that would be even better but I’m having a hard time thinking of it right now.  These two are my current Hollywood crushes.  It’s like the person who made it was specifically tailoring it to me.  It combines a lot of great things.  Lawrence’s “aw shucks” cute-as-shit demeanor with Scarlett’s banging body.  The face match is perfect.  A little bit of both to make for a flawless face.  Put all of those things together and if this fictional person ever walked into the same room as me, my dick would instantly start crying tears of sexual joy.