I'm Throwing Down The Christy Mack Lego Gauntet In Lowell Tonight

So as everybody knows by now, Christy Mack offered up a blowjob for the best Lego creation someone builds for her

Well, it just so happens that she’ll be in beautiful Lowell tonight hosting an “I quit stripping party,” which I didn’t know was something to be celebrated but tevs

So I obviously have to throw my hat in the ring. I’m not much of a Legoer, but like Michael Scott said, “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take – Wayne Gretzky.” I went to the Lego store in the Braintree mall to get some supplies then shot over to the big Lego competition at the Boston Public Library to get some tips from the experts

And now it’s time to get to business. I’m not sure what I’m going to build yet, but I assure you it’s going to be magnificent. If I’m not getting professional blowjobs tonight then the contest was rigged. No other way to put it.