"I'm The Motherfuckin Alpha Male In This Bitch!" Scal Tells the Story of the Time KG Upset Big Baby in an Arm Wrestling Contest
God I miss KG. Sure he’s running around trying to bite players that are better than him right now which could be a pretty long list because he’s not very good anymore and he’s way more bark than bite (amirite?) at this point in his career, but I’d take him back on the C’s in a second. You think the Celtics would be constantly blowing huge second half leads if KG were here King Cobra hissing at everybody? Would they be just 16-9 since 2013 when leading by 16 points or more (they were 171-6 in those games from 07-13) if KG were barking at everyone? Of course not, because KG is a terrifying, hypercompetitive asshole who might murder the entire team if they don’t perform.
That’s what makes this story is another perfect addition to the KG being a raging psychopath canon. “Hey, teammate who I have made cry on national television, you think you can beat me at arm wrestling just because you’re the size of an NFL offensive tackle and have beat every other guy on the team? I guess you forgot that I’m the motherfuckin alpha male in this bitch, you little pussy. ” Bar Fight mentality 24/7 with KG whether your friend or foe. I’m surprised Big Baby didn’t pull the handle on the emergency exit right then and hurl himself into the clouds.
KG Being A Huge Asshole Power Rankings:
4) Big Baby Arm Wrestling. The time he emasculated Big Baby in arm wrestling on the team plane. Big Baby probably considered suicide but at least it was in private.
3) Big Baby Cries. The time he emasculated Big Baby in life by making him cry on the bench. Big Baby probably considered suicide and everybody in the world saw it and laughed about it and still talks about it whenever he comes onto the floor for his 10 minutes a game with the Clippers.
2) Honey Nut Cheerios. The time he emasculated Carmelo by telling the world he fucked LaLa and that she tastes like the official cereal choice of Omar Little. BONUS: Produced the Jordan Crawford “that n***a fucked yo wife” gif.
1) “Happy Mother’s Day Motherfucker.” This one is actually indefensible and makes me cringe every time I think about it. Garnett reportedly said that to Tim Duncan when Duncan was at the free throw line. Tim Duncan lost his mother to breast cancer when he was just 13. No one deserves to be taunted with that in the first place, but Tim Duncan is also the nicest, humblest guy in the world. I know you’re trying to get an edge, Kev, but good lord, man, it’s just a game.
