I'm So Sick Of John Hamm Complaining About How All Anybody Talks About Is His Huge Dick

Huffpo – If you do a Google search for “Jon Hamm penis,” you’ll know what we’re talking about, though the “Mad Men” star would really prefer it if everyone would refrain from Googling that phrase. “Would you want people walking up to you and pointing at your dick? I can’t believe I’m still talking about this. But I’ve worn underwear every day of my life and the fact that I’m painted as this exhibitionist is a little annoying,” the 43-year-old told Men’s Fitness in the magazine’s May issue. “It’s become a meme, I guess. Being someone who people want to photograph, you have to open yourself up to the positive and negative. It is what it is. If I get mad at it I’ll look like a douchebag. But it’s silly.” “They’re called ‘privates’ for a reason. I’m wearing pants, for f–k’s sake. Lay off,” Hamm told Rolling Stone last year, adding that intense scrutiny is one of the drawbacks to fame. “I mean, it’s not like I’m a f–king lead miner. There are harder jobs in the world. But when people feel the freedom to create Tumblr accounts about my c–k, I feel like that wasn’t part of the deal,” he said.

I fucking hate this dude. Seriously this is worse than when Kate Upton said she hated her titties. Oh boo hoo, boo hoo people won’t stop talking about your monster dick. Fuck you bro. You love it. I know it. You know it. Everybody knows it. You can’t pay for this type of publicity. That’s why you keep bringing it up in every fucking interview you do for the past 2 years. Like “hey Jon what’s it like to be a famous? Well it sucks because everybody knows I have a huge dick and won’t stop talking about it and chicks throw themselves at me to try and get me to fuck them with it” Go fuck yourself dude.