I'll Watch This Hot Chick Ride A Mechanical Bull All Day If I Want To And You Can't Stop Me

So I don’t know who this chick is or even where this video was taken.  Not a clue.  Video could be 10 years old.  Somebody sent it to me.  All I know is that I’m in love with her.  I busted at least 6 times in the first 45 seconds.  Hair whipping around like a goddamn sex goddess.  WHIP THAT HAIR AROUND GIRL.  Whatever she’s selling, I’m buying.  I’m not religious but I might start today and worship this girl.  There’s a good chance I sit here and watch that video all day long.  Maybe for the rest of my life.  Who needs coffee when you wake up and see a girl like that dick wrecking a mechanical bull?  So much swag and showmanship from her it’s borderline unbelievable.  Did the guy running the mechanical bull challenge her?  Not really.  He just kept going around back and forth but that’s exactly what the crowd wanted.  All in all, the perfect display of sex.

PS- You could feel the hatred from every other girl in that bar through the video.  Their eyes piercing her like little needles from every angle because they know they can’t do 1/4 of what she was doing.  You come at the king, you best not miss.

h/t tj