If You've Got A Little Dick Then I Think I Just Found Your Dream Girl

Oh wassup Monique? How you doing, girl? I might have a blogger friend named John who meets your exact requirements and happens to find nerd glasses very hot, you should give him a call. Must suck being a guy with a big dick, huh? Sure you get to look cool in the locker room showers. Maybe there are some whispers around the high school corridors that you’re a big dude. But guess what? Never gonna have Monique do pilates on your dick. Never gonna convince a girl to try anal, even after years of begging, without a doctors not and a general anesthetic. Always have to worry about making girls throw up their liquor when you get a BJ after the bar. Us little fellas don’t have to worry about that. Don’t have to get a BJ like a doctor using a tongue depressant and warn “don’t worry, I’ll be quick.” We’re like an M&M, can just let that thing melt in your mouth without wanting to puke all over the place. Kind of makes you pity big dicked dudes when you really think about it.

PS – How do you leave dick in someone’s back? Guess that’s just another problem I don’t have to deal with. #TeamLittleDick