If You Don't Think An Unclaimed Dildo Spinning Around A Baggage Claim Carousel Is Funny Then We Probably Wouldn't Be Very Good Friends

I don’t care who you are or what kind of humor you appreciate, that video is funny. From high brow aficionados to someone who just likes a good dick joke, we can all laugh at that. Because there are three things in this life that are universally funny: farts, fat guys falling, and unclaimed black dildos spinning on a luggage carousel to a Simple Plan soundtrack. Thems the facts.

PS – If I’m a black dildo, I’d much rather be lost in the airport than back home with the chubby white girl in a Juicy Coture suit whose knockoff Louis Vutton bag I fell out of.