If You Don't Bet Your Entire Life Savings On Michigan Tonight What Are You Even Doing With Your Life Mortal Lock

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Tom Brady Exonerated! Jim Harbaugh coaching his first game for Michigan!   Who has it better than us?  NOBODY!   It’s truly great to be a Michigan Wolverine!   There is just no way Michigan doesn’t win on the same day Brady is vindicated.  No way, no how.    Handsome Hank came in dead last?  He’s still on the track?    He may be dead?  I don’t care.  I’m putting the mortgage on my Wolverines.   Brady, Harbaugh and Portnoy.    We can’t lose!   Somebody do me a favor and cue the music!