If You Ask Bil Belichick A Stupid Question, You Will Get A Stupid Answer

Hey Bill, in all the times you’ve prepared to play the second best quarterback in football history, what sticks out as a glaring similarity?

Probably the second best quarterback in history.

Faced! Belichick is like that grizzled teacher you used to have who really hated being there, wanted no part in your questions, and rolled your eyes every time he saw a hand go up. Your very existence is a nuisance to him. He just wants to lock himself in a room and read books about football and listen to some Bon Jovi.