I Think I'd Pay 1 Million Internet Dollars For Diana Nyad To Drown In Her Latest Publicity Stunt

Ugh. This bitch again. I wonder if she’s gonna cheat like she did in her last publicity stunt? Just hop in a boat and then lie about it.   And as if she wasn’t insufferable enough by herself now she’s enlisted the help of Ryan Lochte.  Talk about a match made in hell huh?  Seriously you’d think with all the gun violence we’ve had in this country the last couple years a good Samaritan sniper would shoot these two in the brain and put guns to good use for once.   That would be a double murder I think we could all get behind.

PS – I honestly don’t even know what this lady means “swimming for 48 hours shows her solidarity with the victims of Sandy”   Seriously that may be the most arrogant statement of all time.  Lady everybody knows your a publicity hog.  This has nothing to do with helping people.  It has to do with keeping your name in the spotlight.  Same fucking reason you swam to Cuba or whatever you did.  I’d have more respect for her if she’d just admit she’s an egomaniac rather than trying to act like she’s Mother Theresa and swims for the greater good.  No you don’t whore.  Nobody is that stupid to believe that.