I Think I Want To Fuck Kris Jenner More Than Any Other Kardashian

Can’t teach natural, candid beauty like that. Khloe is obviously gross, Kim has been run through by anybody who’s ever seen Amistad, Kourtney is forgettable and Kendall is underage. Kris is like the wily vet that you sign at the end of his career. May not be a flashy choice but she’ll bring a boatload of intangibles to the table. Plus, everyone knows crazy chicks fuck the best and the kind of crazy it takes to set-up your daughter’s sex tape is unmatched.