I Present To You A Short Film Titled "The Greatest Vine Ever," Starring Tom Brady

There’s nothing better in the world than a buzzed Tom Brady. He’s not the team first, golden boy he is at the podium once he’s had a few vodka tonics. He’s that cocky motherfucker that we all know is in there, because it’s the only way to be as successful as he is, except now we get to see it. It’s MAGICAL. Like I usually want to jerk off to Brady but can’t because I love and respect him so much, so it would be like jerking off to your wife. But videos like this are like your wife having a few glasses of chardonnay then surprising you in sexy lingerie: they don’t wanna be respected, they want to get nasty.

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