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<p><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-202977" alt="squirtgun" src="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/2/files/2014/07/squirtgun-424x640.jpg" width="424" height="640" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager"></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Best squirt gun fight ever.  Like you don’t need to be a rocket scietist to know Leo is chasing a billion scantily clad Victoria Secret models who are all laughing and giggling and there are probably puppies nipping at everybody’s heels and then when this is over they are gonna go to a black tie affair hosted by Scorsese and they are all gonna fuck each other’s faces off.   Need to be in this squirt gun fight.   Need it.</p>

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