I May Sweat Gianluca Vacchi And His Dancing Abilities More Than Any Human In the World

I just discovered this guy on Instagram. Gianluca Vacchi. I wanted to hate him, but I can’t. I wanted to make fun of him but I can’t. In fact I haven’t sweated somebody this hard in a long time. He’s some Italian millionaire who apparently just makes ridiculous vines and bangs every hot chick in the history of Italy. He’s an absolute beast on the dance floor. Can flat out move it and shake it. If you can dance like that, have a tan like that, have money like that, the world is your oyster. Need proof? Well according to Wikipedia which as far as I know has never lied he’s banged the following chicks: Not a bad roster….

Aída Yéspica

Belén Rodríguez

Jennifer Lopez,

Nina Senicar

Melissa Satta