I Hate Nina Agdal's Loser Boyfriend Because I'm Not Him

Nina Agdal knows how to empty a bottle http://t.co/nEZro6pMcG pic.twitter.com/W2vIortBdx

— Hollyzood (@hollyzood) December 2, 2014

Supermodel Nina Agdal — My Talents Are Vast and Awesome http://t.co/DjZDolgF0N #celebrity http://t.co/zOjTLpMETd

— Canadian Businesses (@Canada_Business) November 30, 2014

Fuck my life. I don’t know who this hipster is who is mauling Nina Agdals ass in public and pouring beer down her throat like she’s swallowing his load, but I hate him and I want him dead. Nobody should have life by the balls like this. Nobody. Bottomline is if you’re this good looking you shouldn’t be allowed to do PDA. It’s such a prick move to rub it in people’s faces like this. We get it Nina, you’re awesome looking and I’m not. Get a room and stop rubbing it in everybody’s faces asshole.