I Despise Homeless Squeegee Guys

So every morning at Mass Ave a homeless squeegee guy comes and cleans my windshield. It’s honestly the worst part of my day. I try to wave him off. I try to chop his hands off with my wiper. I pretend I’m on my phone and don’t see him. I just stare off into space. Bro I don’t want to touch you, talk to you, or acknowledge your existence. I don’t want you cleaning my windshield and giving me a subliminal guilt trip that I somehow owe him money now because you provided a service I didn’t ask for. Always giving me a look like I’m screwing him. Fuck you. You will NOT make me roll down my window and potentially get whatever disease you carry that I’m sure is airborne. Homeless squeegee’ing should be illegal. And if it already is illegal they should start enforcing it. Get these fuckers off the streets. The fact that I even feel 1% uncomfortable when they do this is 1% too much. I delivered way too many papers to let homeless squeegee guys make me squirm even for a second. Am I right or am I right?