I Can't Think Of Anything More Disgusting Than Tony Siragusa Talking About His Ass "Leaking"

You ever seen someone on TV laughing at a funeral, and they always have a line like “It’s all we can do to not cry.” That’s me right now. I’m laughing at this commercial because it’s all I can do to not spew puke all over my laptop. The Goose leaking shit all over his tighty whities is just such a wretched and vivid image that I can taste my stomach lining just thinking about. Here, let’s try a little exercise. A visualization, if you will. Go ahead and close your eyes. Picture the most vile, putrid thing on planet earth. Heck, picture the most vile, putrid thing in the universe.

Got it?

Well, is it worse than Tony Siragusa eating three sausage subs and leaking diarrhea into a maxi pad then walking around all day while that pad turns into a spitball of sweat, shit and ass hair? Didn’t think so. It’s the grossest thing ever. Case closed.